From my friend Armando

A NICE ITALIAN GIRL!

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she
has missed her period for 2 months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and
buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,
"Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to
know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of
their house.
A mature and distinguished man with gray hair
and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit
steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the
house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother,
and the girl and tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family
situation,
but I'll take responsibility.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter
for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a
Ferrari, a beach house,
2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa,
and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories
and a 4,000,000 bank account.

If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000
each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you
suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells
him,
"You try again."